one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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