You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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