He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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