I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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