but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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