i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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