thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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