Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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