i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
