this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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