with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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