my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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