After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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