so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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