i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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