He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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