The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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