i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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