# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
