love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The power of my boobs compel you
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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