It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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