Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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