She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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