I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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