think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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