you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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