I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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