In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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