i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Ketchup is God's man juice
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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