You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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