Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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