Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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