ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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