Me too!
this boner is exhausting
nutella sex= disaster
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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