I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My ass is underappreciated
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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