she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Someone signed my nipple.
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