But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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