one might say we're banned from that church
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
