u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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