i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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