I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize