ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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