We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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