I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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