At least make sure they are 18
Why
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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