I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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