she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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