I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
high people should be assigned attendants
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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