idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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