its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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