Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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