He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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