we're chasing vodka with high fives
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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