Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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