How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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